CPS

[Mark Zuckerberg]

Stands for Classroom Performance System. CPS refers to a technology system that is used for educational purposes within a classroom. It includes both hardware and software that works together to create a modern, interactive learning environment for students. A typical CPS classroom setup includes a projector, a CPS Chalkboard, a computer running CPS software, and response pads that are given to the students.
In a CPS-enabled classroom, the teacher can use a handheld CPS Chalkboard to give lessons or tests that are visually displayed on the projector. The students can interact with the lesson or test by using the response pads, which are similar to remote controls. Each response pad has several buttons (i.e. A through H), which can be used to answer test questions displayed on the projector in real-time. This allows each student to answer every question in a more systematic way than everyone yelling out the answer at one time.
CPS has been shown to improve kids learning capabilities and retention of subject matter. Because each student is able to interact with every aspect of the lesson, CPS can significantly increase students interest in the subject matter. Considering how difficult it can be to keep kids attention these days, many teachers may find CPS to be a welcome new technology.

[Magaret]

Child [Protective] Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of [abuse] or [neglect] of children.

[Jason Yan]

[Cumshots] Per Second
A [sexual arousal] measuring [scale].

[Ernesto]

Cock [Punching] State-trooper. A terribly [corrupt] [officer].

[Luis Fok]

crusty pleasure [sock] That nasty old [tube sock] you [mop up] your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

[Marquetta]

Company [Paid Shit] - When you need to pass some time at work, [take a shit] and pass the time all while [getting paid].

[Tanya Shivari]

[a.k.a]. [chronic] playing sydrom mostly seen in cases of an extreme [band geek].

[Gregory]

[CPS] or [Covert] [Phone Sex]:
Not much unlike phone-sex but no one admits to masturbation while participating. They may hint it but it will USUALLY remain unknown. Silent orgasms are a requirement for CPS.

[Hina Muqadas]

Cheap Plastic Shit - The [staple] of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. [bottle caps], [pens], plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

[Donald Trump]

[Competent] Person Syndrome. Illness afflicting [competent] persons when working in an environment composed primarily of incompetent people. If others become aware of the competent persons abilities, the competent person will usually wind up being assigned more and more work. This will be a compliment of sorts, in that it will be recognition that the competent person is much better at his/her job than any of the [slack-jawed] simpletons otherwise [populating] the organization. However, [burn-out] and fatigue will ensue for the competent worker, as will resentment that the dimwits get paid the same amount for doing significantly less work. Thus, flare-ups of CPS are to be avoided by carefully meting out competence so as not to too harshly overshadow the achievements of others.

[Raeanne Dimick]

[Casual] [Party] [Sex]